Saw this in the comments section of the recruiting post...not sure of the author but was cited by Tony Bandle...
KU Primer for all recruits.
1] It is the University of Kansas, not Kansas University.
2] All things Missouri are bad except the Chiefs, the Royals, the Cardinals and any native Missourian who had the good sense to get his or her degree as a Jayhawk.
3] You've done your job if you are hearing the Rock Chalk Chant with about a minute to go,
4] Any school with a feline mascot is to be shunned.
5] Don't eat breakfast the morning of the first day of BOOT CAMP!!
6] If you want to play, run the offense,
7] If you want to play more, play defense.
8] If you want to play a lot, play defense like your protecting your Mom from Zombies!!!
9 Never forget that KU is the well spring of basketball.......ALL basketball.
10) There is plenty of room in the rafters for more banners...get some!!!!